1. What is the meaning of life?
2. What happens when you die?
3. Why does it burn when I pee?
looking for funny answers except for the third.....Pedro stings
2006-06-18 09:59:21 · 22 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. to be
2. not to be
3. that is the question!
2006-06-18 10:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 26⤊ 7⤋
1 money 2 sleep 3 see a doc
2006-06-18 10:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by newfieshort 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.To discover our true calling …everyone can be exceptional at one thing. If you’re not you need to keep looking … perhaps in a different way and a different place.
2. You are no longer singular but a part of universal consciousness.
3. Urinary tract infection
2006-06-18 10:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the meaning of life is 42.
2. you get to go to that big pizza place in the sky and eat as much pie as you want!
3. um...lay off the soda for a while. drink cranberry juice and water for 3 days.
2006-06-18 10:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 42
2. You decompose
3. Because Pedro is bored. (not really see a doc)
2006-06-18 10:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 bucks.....no, wait, thats the meaning of Monopoly, not life.
2. You tend to get thinner....no wait, thats what happens when you diet.
3. You either have an STD, or your pecker is possessed by the devil.
2006-06-18 10:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two I really don't think there is an answer and third yeast infection call the doc .
2006-06-18 17:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by Chelse S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.loosing your virginity
2.virginity all over again
3.tell pedro to use a condemn next time
2006-06-18 16:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by kkasrt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. to learn to love without reserve
2. Your spirit leaves your body for a new Journey
3. Sounds like a Urinary tract infection.... or STD
Good luck.... hope ya live long and prosper!
2006-06-18 10:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by Spacey~Stacey's Place 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 42
2. 42
3. 42
2006-06-18 12:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by chew_on_my_left_sock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
---life is all about not being able to restrict oneself from doing things that one should not do.......also living all the time in the guilt & fear of how to face the Almighty and His fury when we die...moreover, life is all about the fear of Death.
---kill urself and u will know the answer to ur 2nd question.....
---Probably urine infection....see a doctor as i m not one!
Also, dont forget my 10 points
2006-06-18 11:38:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋