This old guy asks the chemist for a packet of condoms.
"How old are you, sir?" asks the chemist
"Eighty-eight" he replies
"and your wife" the chemist continues
"Eighty-nine" the old guy responds
"Well, in that case, sir" states the chemist ... "you won't need these as there is absolutely no fear of conception ..."
"OH ... it's not for that" squeals the old guy ... "the wife just loves the smell of burning rubber!"
2006-06-18 09:14:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh god that is funny!
2006-06-18 09:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
This makes for some seriously nasty images!! Ugh Ugh Ugh, But funny all the same.
2006-06-18 09:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it,keep em cumming!lol
2006-06-18 11:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by terry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok he probably has illusions of grandeur of how fast he is.
2006-06-18 13:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Sam k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny that i spit out my milk
2006-06-18 09:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-06-19 00:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tasty
2006-06-19 03:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by maria p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i hear one like that
2006-06-18 09:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by good guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaha!
2006-06-18 10:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Miss LaStrange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's really funny!
2006-06-18 10:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋