LOL to infinite power :):):)
2006-06-18 08:56:58 · 19 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Travel ➔ Air Travel
You know what? That would be a powerful statement in a debate about evolution... That's really a good question. Makes sense, too. I mean, they say we evolved from them, but they can't fly with us? How cheap! Lol. I like that question. Has to be the best one I seen all day.
2006-06-18 09:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Why Not 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's sad to see such appalling ignorance displayed. This is a world of unprecedented access to information and you are still in the dark ages mentally? Didn't you study science at school. Did you go to school? Science is where the answers lie, buddy, not some musty old book written by story tellers thousands of years ago. Come into the light.
2006-06-18 17:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i work for fly up your butt usa...and the reason we were told that is because apes have no manners..i mean, absolutely none. they are loud, they throw poop, the pick the bugs off you, even if you try to tell them that it's a flight pin with wings...and worst of all...they smell really, really bad...i think that giving the throwing the poop thing, they would just stop there, but, no. I'll look in my flight attendant package and find the by laws on monkey flight.
2006-06-18 09:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by ApplePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well because laws only protect the rights of HUMANS.
Apes are of a different species, therefore they are considered animals, and are not allowed to use airlines or many other public services in the same way.
2006-06-18 09:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Steven B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to disprove evolutionary theory on the basis that airlines won't let apes fly with people? Are you on crack?
2006-06-18 09:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a real question? Seriously? Animals can't fly on planes? Didn't know that. Why? lol
2006-06-18 09:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not an evolutionist but the answer is simple: its going to disturb the passengers and flight crew, it could even get a hold of the controls and crash the plane
2006-06-18 08:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about you, but my ancestors weren't apes. Apes and I had a common ancestor way back in the dim-and-misty, but their family tree went one way and mine went another.
You need to read up on what evolution really means.
2006-06-18 09:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by PuterPrsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an atavistic question? Airlines want to remind you that you are already evolved.
2006-06-18 09:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go forth from YahooAnswers, go outside. Seize the day!
2006-06-18 09:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by psuedotsuga gregzesii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋