2006-06-18 07:10:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, you guys are a bunch of buttholes!
I would say that he was a caring family-oriented man, who was always wanting to learn, and teach. His life, although short, was full of wonderful things. His spirit will live on through his son, wife, and all the people that had the opportunity to know such a great human being.
There you go, buddy. Now let's go have a beer, and forget all these theists f*cks exist.
2006-06-18 07:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Well honey here you be in one of yo many disguises.. Askin questions that you ain't gonna like the answer. If I was gonna write your obit, would I include your girlfriends?? What would I say about them.. You need to fix your obit now with Jesus. All this foolishness and bad talking about God aint gonna cut it in heaven. I really don't wanna write your obit.
2006-06-18 08:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first six books of the former testomony were fabrications of religious leaders around the seventh or eighth century BCE. Moses never existed, although a number of his memories will be in accordance to in the previous memories of different individuals in the area. There will be some grains of truth in there, yet maximum of it replaced into invented on the spot.
2016-10-14 06:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was that movie ...? "A Christmas Carol." Wasn't Ebenezer allowed to glimpse his epitaph. It changed him. Will this knowledge change Jim_Darwin? Peace and Love,Jim.
2006-06-18 07:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by digilook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Jim Darwin
Pompous, Self-aggrandizing
As*hole
2006-06-18 07:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loved and died for Jim, as he did for all of us in the form of Jesus Christ. Only God knows Jims heart. Jim is in the hands of God, may it be that he rests in peace.
2006-06-18 07:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten jim_darwin, that whosoever thinketh for himself should not listen to the Jessica Simpson, but have beer and porn. Amen.
2006-06-18 07:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope he doesn't, cos then we'd have no one to intellectually spar with! But let's pretend, and say he has. Here's my epitaph: Here lies natures swizzle stick, coz he sure did like to stir things up!
2006-06-18 09:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by themom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for you, now that died as an unbeliever in God. I hope God will have mercy on your dark soul.
2006-06-18 09:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin died, but his name was Charles
2006-06-18 12:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋