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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

2006-06-18 06:35:49 · 25 answers · asked by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Join this group. Lot of fun.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/

2006-06-18 06:36:27 · update #1

Thanks folks.

2006-06-18 06:39:25 · update #2

Thanks smiley cat. You are nice.

2006-06-18 06:43:31 · update #3

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/guyzpranks/

2006-06-18 07:26:38 · update #4

25 answers

Yes, your joke was funny! I got a smile on this SmileyCats face!
That's I so need that Sonu !!! Please keep them coming....you're bringhtening up my rough morning !

SmileyCat : )
P.S. I've got lots of jokes to...in case YOU need a smile!
Have a great Sunday!

2006-06-18 06:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0 0

I smirked, not laugh out loud funny but cute.

2006-06-18 13:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tastee 1 · 0 0

not bad good opening joke

2006-06-18 13:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by futurehero5200 5 · 0 0

=) Funny

2006-06-18 14:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0 0

Yes, it's cute.

2006-06-18 13:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by MarieM 1 · 0 0

haha

2006-06-18 14:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

5.75/10

2006-06-18 13:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by thisismethen 1 · 0 0

It's okay

2006-06-18 13:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I think it's funny!

2006-06-18 13:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0 0

it's aiight i get it but not very funny

2006-06-18 13:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Valerie R 2 · 0 0

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