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What do you call an all-blond skydiving team?
A new version of the lawn darts game.

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
she still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue

What does a postcard from a blondes vacation say?
Having a wonderful time....Wait! Where am I ?

How can you tell the tri-cycle belongs to the blonde?
It's the one with the kick-stand !!

And one for the blondes reading this....
Did you hear about the brunette that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed....

Feel better ?
Tune in to the SmileyCat channel when yer feelin' blue....
I know just what to do to help you !!!

Now rate my jokes and tell me wear your rating them from...
(funny comments are always a plus too!)

2006-06-18 06:35:48 · 12 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Oops, I spelled wear instead of where?
Duh!!

2006-06-18 06:36:44 · update #1

Hey, for the answerer AKG..".yep, I did spell you're wrong"...But you spelled (spelt) wrong so I don't feel so bad now! hee!hee!

2006-06-18 07:13:44 · update #2

12 answers

I love blonde jokes. I give them a Chicago 10

2006-06-18 06:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0 2

And if you can guess how many Chickens I have left in the shop, I will give you the both of them
so I will
as a gift
oh yes
thank you sir

2006-06-18 13:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice

2006-06-18 13:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I really like the one about the tricycle.
Quickest way to kill a blonde......put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!

2006-06-18 13:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0 0

LoL very funny! 9/10

2006-06-18 14:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0 0

My very blond sister just went to the hospital, my dad told her to help me rake the leaves...............she fell out of the tree.

2006-06-18 14:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by aspecialfred 4 · 0 0

I'll give them all a 9 out of 10..........LOL.

2006-06-18 13:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you also spelt "you're" wrong in the same sentence.

2006-06-18 13:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by akg 3 · 0 0

ha ha pretty funny

2006-06-18 15:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0 0

pretty funny

2006-06-18 13:37:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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