You might have heard these but I haven't!
And if you're a blonde........change the joke to Brunette, which is what I am. I take no offense.....it's just a joke!!!
How do you make a Blonde on Sunday?
Tell her the Joke on Wednesday!
Hear about the blonde who got an a.m. radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night!
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, sh's got the grenade in her mouth!
Why did the blonde quit her job as a rest room attendant?
She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer ! !
And lastly for you blondes that are taking offense because you haven't changed the hair color yet.......
Why did the brunette smell good only on her right side?
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
(for those of you that didn't get that....Right Guard is a brand of Deoderant here in the States!) There.........now you can laugh !!!
Stay tuned for more laughs with........
LadyLaughAlot
aka SmileyCat : )
2006-06-18 06:24:05 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These jokes are lot better than mine. You are really funny. 9.25/10.
For you one
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-06-18 06:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The jokes were cute. I am a blonde/ brunette. I am mainly a light brown with some blonde highlights so I am both!!! I enjoy the blonde/ brunette jokes. I take no offence and personally like this blonde joke-
Q- Why was the blonde fired from the MM factory?
A- She kept throwing out all the W's
I give the jokes a 7.8
2006-06-18 06:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them. I am a blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious!!!!
Whenever I do something stupid I just tell people I'm having a blonde moment.
I rate them a 10+
2006-06-18 06:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
# a million gets a 4-5 and #2 gets and eight I have been given a blond humorous tale for you tell me i suits humorous. Theres a redhead a blond and a brunette their working from the law enforcement officials see a barn and run in it the redhead gets in a trash can the brunette gets in a trash can and the blond gets in a potato sack. a couple of minutes later the law enforcement officials are available in they knock on the garbage can with the brunette in it she says meow the y knock on the trash can with the redhead in it she says meow. they shake the potato sack with the blond in it she says Potato Potato.
2016-10-31 02:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! But "Blondie" jokes are really
getting old.
Here is another one:
Blondy goes to a fortune teller:
She is told to be ready for widowhood,
because her husband is going to die
a violent death soon.
Blondy gets very upset and begs the
Fortune-teller to tell her, if she (Blondy)
is going to be found guilty!
(the original joke was a lot longer - but couldn't remember it all)
I call this a "Grandma moment"
2006-06-18 06:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice jokes
2006-06-18 06:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by bahamadude91 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give them all 9 out of 10..... LOL.
2006-06-18 06:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice jokes
lol
2006-06-18 06:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by babyboomer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-18 06:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋