A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
2006-06-18 06:21:26 · 45 answers · asked by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks folks.
2006-06-18 06:30:40 · update #1
I'll find better jokes next time
2006-06-18 06:31:22 · update #2
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2006-06-18 06:33:05 · update #3
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2006-06-18 07:27:12 · update #4
ummm...it was ok...not the best i have ever heard though
2006-06-18 06:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 on 10
2006-06-18 06:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Kabir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-07-02 03:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale from 1-10 1 say 6
2006-06-18 06:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by babyboomer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rate it out of a 1 through 10 , a 10
2006-06-18 11:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by bubblesgalore222 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will fee it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a motor vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a brilliant style of signs and indications that mentioned 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, it rather is not the fee cut back, this is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me understand. i would be extra careful." At this component, the cop seems interior the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect with your individuals back there? they are shaking some thing undesirable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we purely have been given off highway one hundred and one."
2016-12-13 17:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I can see that to guys in a bad marriage a wedding cake would seem almost like rat poison is rats. I'll give it a 7
2006-07-01 16:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it maybe a 4/10
2006-07-01 21:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by jensarquist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the male species wedding cake can be extremely poisonous expecially if it is consumed with champagne.
2006-06-30 00:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by cousinned 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good. 7/10
2006-06-18 08:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id say 4/10
2006-07-01 23:59:38 · answer #11 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋