Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.
2006-06-18 05:32:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
lol i forgot that one enjoy
2006-06-18 05:33:03 · update #1
thanks I needed a GOOD laugh!!!
2006-06-19 05:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those are funny. I need a laugh before I went to work today. Thanks for posting those.
2006-06-18 12:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by tabatha16us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx I needed a laugh on this fathers day morning :)
2006-06-18 12:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by fanofozzyosbourne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really funny
2006-06-18 18:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by mysr28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny I liked it
2006-06-19 03:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good!thanks for making us laugh!!:)
2006-06-18 12:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jo-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!
2006-06-18 12:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by cafegrrrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..so funny!!
thank you !!
2006-06-18 14:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by ❀Mother Of 2❀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!!! I'll copy them.
2006-06-18 19:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you talking about?
2006-06-18 12:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by mumy d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is pretty funny. thanks for the good laugh!
2006-06-18 12:46:38 · answer #11 · answered by Tara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋