Joke sent in by "Willy" to a couple joke sites last year...(Censored he-he!)?

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Joke sent in by "Willy"

There was a bar on the edge of an old industrial area in a city that had seen better days. This was a place where "everybody knew your name," and if they didn't you weren't wanted ever again! Anyway it was a regular night at the bar, the barkeep was serving drinks and patrons, many living on pensions, were slowly drinking. In the corner, the jukebox was playing Your Cheating Heart alternating with I'm so Lonesome I Could Cry by Hank Williams -- The man!

The bartender's ears suddenly perked up; he was hearing a Harley Davidson motorcycle getting closer. The bike pulled into the front of the bar. The bartender said, "Oh; not those goddamn bikers again!" But the bike pulled out of the lot and the tender breathed a sigh of relief.

All of a sudden a BIG Biker entered the place. Now this wasn't any biker; he was flying full colors, wearing BIG boots, had tattoos and piercing, chains dangled from his pockets, he had half a bottle of Jack in one pocket and a 40 Oz beer in the other. He took a BIG slug of Jack saw everybody staring at him and said to the bartender, "I hear you're running a contest here?"

The barkeep pointed to the back wall as a smile came over him, the contest had been going on for two years and nobody had even come close to winning. The biker strode to the back wall where he saw, "Win $500 make the donkey laugh," right by a live donkey. He took another BIG jolt of Jack and washed it down with beer.

He went up to the donkey and whispered in his ear. The donkey started laughing uproariously, kicking his legs all around the stall they had him in. The bartender, knowing his reputation was at stake, grabbed the prize money and took it back to the biker.

"I'll tell you what; I'll make it $1,000 that you can't make the donkey cry!" Now everybody in the bar was concentrating on what was going on in back.

The biker downed another boilermaker, and walked up to the donkey. All of a sudden the donkey started crying, his sobs filling the bar. The bartender couldn't believe this; he counted out a grand, even going into next months rent for it. The biker was striding up to the bar now.

The bartender says, "You got to tell me what you said to the donkey," as he's handing over the money.

The biker downs some more Jack and says, "It was easy; to get it to laugh I told him I had a bigger penis! Then I made him cry by proving it to him!"

Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated... I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

much love and good feeling toward you and your website is not that great and singing is not one of your stronger talents! It would seem to me that a person who has a web site named total knowledge and has himself singing and then telling jokes like this one has the strongest talent in bullsh*t and lots of it.
I may need to bring a shovel with me next time I log on because it is really deep around this particular question today!

Answer 3

What's the difference between a fridge and a woman. A woman farts when you put the meat in.

Answer 4

men are like rockets, and woman are like deisel engines, because men blow it once and thats it, but woman can keep going,and going.

Answer 5

Not bad


--- LeeeN

Answer 6

That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!