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The cards are really sweet but the childsupport is killing me.

2006-06-18 02:51:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Damn you and your prolific seed!
I sell a home vasectomy kit, if your interested, contact.

2006-06-18 04:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0 1

Not as expensive as the child support. But I think you would be better off to just become a monk for a while. They make no money so the ex-s will eventually give up and you can slip out the back door of the monastery some cold dark night and get your kids that will be waiting on you to take them to Wal Mart to buy new shoes!

2006-06-18 11:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should have considered VASECTOMY before having children if you weren't able to pay for them. In MD, $600.00 is the charge for a vasectomy without insurance.

2006-06-18 11:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Kit Kat 6 · 0 0

Couple of hundred dollars and then the cost of the valium you need to take beforehand. Trust me...take the valium!!!

2006-06-18 09:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well how many kids do you have? ive got one, i pay $350 a month.
your mate should be on the pill. or you need to chose safe sex or no sex, at least not with anyone else but yourself!

2006-06-18 10:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by TAZMANIAN DEVIL 2 · 0 0

i'm not sure what it cost, i had mine done on the hospital where we had our son, back in 94. i got a week off from lifting, and i got to have an ice bag on my testicles

2006-06-18 09:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Condoms are less expensive and don't require surgery!

2006-06-18 09:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by stevis78 4 · 0 0

Hell, I'll snip ya fer a couple buds!

2006-06-18 16:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by ******** 5 · 0 0

hmmmmm..... i think i know you......

2006-06-18 17:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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