2006-06-18 02:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by J's On My Feet 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the watermelon said do you want some seeds.
and the chicken said yes and ate them
and they lived happily ever after
2006-06-18 04:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by MellyMel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The watermelon said to the chicken: Damn, I almost didn't escape from that restaurant.
2006-06-18 10:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you
2006-06-18 09:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by bigheadbride 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a dumb bird for trying to cross the road.
2006-06-18 09:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by bugaroo71 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you cross the road?
2006-06-18 09:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by laura468 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a vegiterian?
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 10:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these feet were made for walking. That's just what they'll do...
2006-06-18 10:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll me to the other side and you can have my seeds. :)
2006-06-18 09:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.blackpressusa.com/news/Article.asp?SID=3&Title=National+News&NewsID=6425
This answer must have a racist punch line.
2006-06-18 09:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by thomas p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cluck cluck
2006-06-18 09:41:24 · answer #10 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋