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Jesus turns me on, does this mean Jesus is trying to seduce me?

2006-06-18 02:35:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Ye shall burn!

2006-06-18 02:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lil OL REBORN 2 · 4 6

You're just one of the millions of ladies who are drawn to the mysterious mythical bearded man...
and Jesus cannot be blamed for being attracted to you, because you're obviously one HOT momma!

2006-06-18 02:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by 'Schmod 5 · 0 0

Hmm Maybe so... A man is a man...He's the one who created Boobs... Looks like you have been around longer than most of us... He's probably been checkin you out for a while!

2006-06-18 03:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by norcaliqt 3 · 0 0

why in Heaven's name would you think that? Jesus is not about that sorry

2006-06-18 02:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by angel 2 · 0 0

Satan masquerades around like an angel of light.

2006-06-18 02:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry to tell you but Mary Magdalene already bagged him.

2006-06-18 04:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0 0

For crying out loud, get yourself a hobby.

2006-06-18 02:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by shire_maid 6 · 0 0

I dont think your a little old lady

2006-06-18 02:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by duh 2 · 0 0

hello! you alredy said that about chuck norris...... you need some serious help lady!!!!

2006-06-18 03:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by alabama girl 2 · 0 0

Is that a serious question?

2006-06-18 02:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by kmacgrl 2 · 0 0

is not nice of you to impersonate somebody

2006-06-18 02:37:41 · answer #11 · answered by qwq 5 · 0 0

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