I wanna hear the best, funniest, classic, stupid or just plane weirdest pick up line you have ever heard anyone use or told to a girl or guy, and if it worked or not..... please I want details but try and be clever about hiding the shling shlag from the kiddies.
thanks guys
2006-06-18 02:13:42 · 12 answers · asked by salasvexx 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hey Salasvexx................I see you're asking some sweet questions on yahoo answers.....ummmmmmmm.....how's about a date? LOL LOL LOL HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA H AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA How is that for a pick up line? (by the way, I'm married so I of course am j/k) haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-06-18 02:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
When God made you, he was showing off
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
2006-06-18 09:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pick up lines I have heard em all n always tell the guy 2 take a flying **** 4 themselves n leave me alone.if you cannot come 2 me straight up and honest then leave me alone.
2006-06-18 09:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Geo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
Do you know CPR because you took my breath away.
My magic watch says your not wearing panties (Girl: but I am) Oh, it must be an hour fast.
2006-06-18 09:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by stewbiscit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jeans look good on you but they would look better on my bedroom floor...
I got a smile and some small talk but nothing developed any further than just talking.
2006-06-18 09:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a rocket in my pocket and its lookin for a socket.
She laughed then three months later we were married.
2006-06-18 09:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by tattoomeats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was young though, Hello my name is Haywood, Haywood Jablome, good conversation starter got a lot of laughs
2006-06-18 09:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by wolf1230pack 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The craziest I've ever gotten is:
Your father must be a terrorist, because girl you are the bomb!
2006-06-18 09:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by Intangible 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u want sum fries to go with that shake?? Always works!!
2006-06-18 09:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by BECKER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes wanna f*^#?
2006-06-18 09:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋