My congregation is giving you the finger for your sins.
We've integrated Yahoo Answers into my 'We are holy than these idiots' sermon.
Watch what you say, 400 people will be watching!
2006-06-18 02:13:05 · 19 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's fathers day, and i get my wish today, so i just decided to sleep in
2006-06-18 02:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 7⤋
Because my church doesn't start at 8:15 am. You will find me there at 10:30. Do you want to go?
2006-06-18 09:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be going...I love sitting amongst the true believers of the world. Those who live their lives believing that god wants Bush to bomb iraqis, save all the little babies that people don't want, and think that sticking a fish on the back of their gas guzzling SUV that makes them a better person, so they can cut me off while i'm riding my scooter
2006-06-18 09:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ would expect to see us on Saturday, because Christ is Lord of the Sabbath. (Matthew 12:8, Mark 2:28, Luke 6:5).
2006-06-18 09:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by onelm0 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I come to your church can I be an altar boy and if so do I get a cut of the takings?
2006-06-18 09:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Vermin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why aren't you in church? Isn't Sunday a day of rest? Why are you working so hard to Save us Godless sinners?
2006-06-18 09:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too early in the morning for Church.
2006-06-18 09:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 11;18PM here that's why.
I don't go to church much anyway because they will use the tithe for a building,instead of feeding the "widow's and orfan's".
2006-06-18 09:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by jesus_freak557 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKkkkkkkkk......
I'm thinkin' the men with the little white jackets will be arriving, shortly. A word of advice.....cooperate with them.
Yes, the sleeves are supposed to have buckles, Hon. Just roll with it, ok?
2006-06-18 09:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by treefrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howcome Pat Robertson always looks as if he's straining to take a dump? Well, he probably IS taking a dump--on all those idiots who actually send him money.
2006-06-18 09:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a christian and I haven't been in church lately because my mom just had a baby! Gosh! What's with all the hate?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! and did you just threaten us? That's not very holy!
2006-06-18 09:19:04 · answer #11 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋