Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON........ ..you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON........ you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails
2006-06-18 01:12:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! Bet it took you some time to write all that. I enjoyed reading it. You really need to find a job that you enjoy doing.
2006-06-18 01:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yea, i've got visited somebody in penitentiary and in reformatory, no longer a relation although. the guy in reformatory is a chum of my husband who's been in for 30 years, and he has a minimum of 15 greater to pass. First he became in Walla Walla state penn, he have been given transferred to Monroe state penn.
2016-12-08 10:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be worse......... you could always work in a prison!! Also you forgot one: IN PRISON - Your friends probably want to bu***r you IN WORK - Your colleagues actually do. Great concept for a question
2006-06-18 01:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by ligiersaredevilspawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God youre right. Im off to rob a bank, see you on the inside.
2006-06-18 01:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i am home my day off, feels like going back to prison tomorrow
2006-06-19 03:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by maria p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i mix school with prison nearly everyday
2006-06-18 01:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, nice research gal.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 01:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I wonder if criminals have got it easy.
2006-06-18 03:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get another job if I were you
2006-06-18 01:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by dgman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, WOW.
2006-06-18 01:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋