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What was the immediate effect of the Vibrations of Vaal on the citizens of Stennos?

2006-06-17 23:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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As the vibrations grew, they're minds became as one. Slowly, they all realised the error of their ways. They then became a perfect nation, devoid of all sin, ideal and faultless. They lived their leves from day to day in perfect harmony.


Then they all died of boredom

2006-06-18 00:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0 1

These vibrations had the effect of emitting the infamous 'Brown noise' - the ultra low frequency which caused all those who hear it to evacuate their bowels.

This caused the great poo flood of Stennos, references of which can be found in the contemporary records found in the great pyramid of king Glycenatops III.

Vaal subsequently had his vibration machine confiscated and was forced to clean up the mess.

All on his own.

With his toothbrush.

In the nude.

2006-06-18 04:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0 0

As the last echoes of the vibrations died away,the Stennotians lay in stunned silence.Suddenly the High Lord Vaalorath realised that Gulmathog,the Keeper of the Gate,had been turned to stone by the blast.
''F-R-E-E-D-O--M!'' he cried,sweeping his battered arm in an arc and pointing to the open gate.
He watched as the Stennotians rose as one and surged forwards, through the gate,shouting for joy.
And then he died.

2006-06-18 01:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by Emma Woodhouse 5 · 0 0

Their leader, Magdovon of Tharg, ordered all the worshippers of Zago to be banished from the Emerald City until the vibrations stopped. (Oh dear...did I really just say that?)

2006-06-18 00:02:10 · answer #4 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0 0

they grew wings and started flying around until they grew beaks and started pecking eachother

so they made up a new olympic sport "peckarama" and the looser is the 1st to have his eyes pecked out
but the looser always gets upset, so he pecks the refs eyes out
and then people go boo so they get their eyes pecked out too

so all the citizens of stennos became blind

2006-06-18 01:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0 0

Well, the walls fell down, the zaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaabbuggypoops fell to the ground shaking their heads and apologising profusely for the trouble they caused, the little people ran around shouting stuff like, arrrrgh nooooooo, plleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaassse......and stuff like that. :)

2006-06-21 10:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

truly, it truly is a what truly than a who that represented them... Venus has a volcano on Venus referred to as "Spurgle spaztrap" that emits poisionous gases with the aid of vents that duplicate (on particular nights of the year) "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of track" so precisely, that Julie Andrews has been accused of suppling the volcano with singing training... The volcano won the 1st around yet replace into overwhelmed by making use of the Mars get admission to: Signourney Flipflop, after her rendition of "My black finished is full of love" wowwed the judges.

2016-10-31 02:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the citizens of stennos all climbed into a single tree and have refused to get down to this very day

2006-06-18 00:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Their eyes popped out of the socket

2006-06-18 00:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Their heads fell off

2006-06-17 23:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0 0

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