what is a dog?

Answer 1

The dog is a mammal in the order Carnivora. It has a leg at each corner, eats at one and wags at the other.

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

"An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins.

"You dumb dog." As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket.

The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches for the dried up stuff that's been sitting out all day.

The dog growls at him. The butcher turns around and, glaring at the pup, gets the best mince from the fridge. Weighing out about 2 1/2 pounds, he drops in on the scale with his thumb.

"Hmmmmm, a bit shy. Who'll know?"

Again, the dog growls menacingly. "Alright, alright," as he throws on a generous half pound. He wraps it out, drops it in the basket, and drops in change from a five. The dog threatens to chew him off at the ankles. Another five goes in the basket.

The butcher is quite impressed and decides to follow the piddy pup home. The dog quickly enters a high-rise buildings, pushes the lift button, enters the lift, and then pushes the button for the 12th floor. The dog walks down the corridor and smartly bangs the basket on the door. The door opens, and the dog's owner screams at the dog.

"Hey, what are you doing? That's a really smart dog you've got there," comments the butcher.

"He's a stupid dog--that's the third time this week he's forgotten his key.

Answer 2

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.


They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.


They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.


They growl when they are not happy.


When you want to play, they want to play.


When you want to be alone, they want to play.


They are great at begging.


They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.


They leave their toys everywhere.


They do disgusting things with their mouths and
then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're
feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

Answer 3

A dog is a species of animal called 'Canine.' We call domesticated dogs 'dogs' because they are usually safe to be around, but nowadays there are too many mean ones that bite kids, so I am not sure if there is a difference between dog and wild dog. What ever they are, don't let them bite the neighborhood kids.

Answer 4

My baby, others call a "dog," My baby and I know better. If he were a "dog," he would not cry when I leave him. Just as a dog, my baby loves to cuddle. He knows that our neighbor is called grandma and all of the other tenants are called, "aunts and uncles." My baby is spoiled and throws a tantrum when he cannot have his way. He gives me that, "mommy please" look when he wants something he can't have. My baby does not chase wild animals and loves to watch them all. Well, you get the picture. Many who see my baby, think that he is a dog because he is covered with fur. However, my baby and I know that he is my baby and not a dog at all.

Answer 5

a dog is a kind of person with who u can express all your feelings. U think that he never knows what u wanna tell him but the truth is that he knows your each and every thing. So don't think that a dog is a burden think that he is a gift to u.

Answer 6

A dog is Gods' answer to rotten, evil, hateful people. Dogs make up for all the terrible human beings around. They love you no matter what...

Answer 7

I animals a member of the canine species, which also includes wolves. It can also be used as a negative description of a woman, when the person describing here thinks very poorly of her, particularly her looks.

Answer 8

An animal that preferrably should remain outside since it craps on your carpet and lifts it's leg and pees on your furniture. Oh yeah, not to mention it leaves hair all over the place. What did you think it was?

Answer 9

dog is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa animal

Answer 10

Darling

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