I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way,my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
2006-06-17 19:58:44 · 9 answers · asked by Leprechaun 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
always keep your condoms in the car
2006-06-17 20:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by atimsa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good story, 2 points for me
2006-06-18 03:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me I think the moral is hmmm... don't do something bad(as can see pleasure), just because you know you could get away with it, 'cause in the end there's always...hmmm... let's see, an equal punishment to that pleasure? Hehehe... well that's what I think...
2006-06-18 03:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Annajana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never judge a book by its cover
or
Do right all the time, cause you never know who is watching
2006-06-18 03:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 points to atimsa
2006-06-18 03:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good idea to check for future father-in-laws outside before your do sumthing he'll beat you up for.
2006-06-18 03:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is little to be told be hind a closed door but you still know what happened
2006-06-18 18:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by alex_cardol_inc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always keep Condoms in your car :)
2006-06-18 03:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by sumnerrain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol @atimsa... thanks for the punchline :)
2006-06-18 03:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋