2006-06-17 19:58:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes. The fact is, We needed your beautiful hairs in heaven for a float we are making. It's really something.
2006-06-22 05:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. That would be a lie and as a born again that would be against your principles. You could be a poser though and lie all you want. You know, fake being born again and go hang out at bible reunions and then gather a flock and lie to them about your "raptured" hair. And maybe get some cash out of them for the arc you are building in your yard.
2006-06-18 14:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is VERY funny!
Do you mind if I use that sometime at work?
I do a pastor's hair and he's about 50% bald. He would get a kick out of that.
2006-06-18 03:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dustin Lochart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-06-18 03:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't rapture your hair, genetics did! On a lighter note, try to approach the situation in a positive manner....
Don't think of it as a "receding hairline..."
Think of it as a "proceeding forehead.."
Don't you feel better now...?!!!
2006-06-18 03:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by macdrood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. And maybe you could explain that He took the brain along with the hair.
Nah. That was a really hair-brained idea.
2006-06-22 04:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can *say* whatever you want.
You just can't substantiate your claims.
May your hair be fruitful and multiply in the drain of God Almighty's sink.
2006-06-20 03:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by The Ronz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from the looks of ya, I would say that god raptured more than just your hair...hehe
2006-06-18 09:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I might get tagged for a non-answer violation, but..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OK, let's try an answer....
"Yes. You can say that." In fact, there are a few Christians at work and at least one bald guy that will love to help me with this one. I'll try it out today.
2006-06-19 06:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reborned again yes you lost it alright off your meds you go i don't think you have hair any were on either end leave God out of it pleaseeeeeee
2006-06-18 03:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋