Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but she realized it was that time of month. So Fairy Godmother told her not to worry and that she has a magic tampon for her. BUT she has to be home by midnight or else it's gonna turn into a pumpkin. So Cinderella said OK. It was past 3AM when she came back and Fairy Godmother was mad and reminded her of what woud've happened. Cinderella says "Don't worry, I was on a date with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."
2006-06-17 19:57:48 · 13 answers · asked by M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
RE:lordessdanioz's comment
No, it does not need to have that statement. I shortened it without taking the joke away. If you knew everything, I don't see you writing this joke. I heard this joke 13 years ago. Or is it because you got confused while everybody seems to get it? Hmmm?
2006-06-17 20:35:33 · update #1
OMG so sick and funny! I just saw another of yours, you post some funny stuff. LOL
2006-06-22 13:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was cute. I will tell this one and it is not meant to insult anyone. My husband is a pollok, so that is why I tell it. He gets a laugh out of it and says "yep, the best way"
"How does a Pollok take a shower? He stands in front of a fan and pee's"
My daughter even put that on our answering machine. We got a laugh from some guy, and it was the wrong number. Someone from ITT tech school.
There are lots of jokes that are funny. I will have to look some up and put them on. Have you ever gone to Toilet Humor? They do have some funny ones there.
Thanks for the laugh. Everyone needs them more often. thanks again
2006-06-17 20:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Goose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-06-17 20:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by mo-z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 16:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by chappie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the fairy-grandmother said "Didn't it turn into a pumpkin?" or sumthing along those lines, because it should have anyway.
2006-06-17 20:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol +2
2006-06-17 20:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is hilarious!!! I haven't heard a joke that good in a long time. Thanks for the laugh...
2006-06-17 21:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ;)
2006-06-17 20:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Leprechaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-06-17 20:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that's a good one
2006-06-17 20:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋