someone who gives me the funniest joke they know i will pick them as my best answer and you will get points
it can be clean or dirty
2006-06-17 19:41:14 · 11 answers · asked by acetatertot 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but she realized it was that time of month. So Fairy Godmother told her not to worry and that she has a magic tampon for her. BUT she has to be home by midnight or else it's gonna turn into a pumpkin. So Cinderella said OK. It was past 3AM when she came back and Fairy Godmother was mad and reminded her of what woud've happened. Cinderella says "Don't worry, I was on a date with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."
2006-06-17 19:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by M 4 · 18⤊ 7⤋
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
2006-06-17 21:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by mae p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Zebra dies and goes to heaven.
At the pearly gates on the way in, he stops to talk to St. Peter.
"There's something I've always wondered," He asked St' Peter, " Am I a white Zebra with black stripes, or a Black Zebra with White Stripes?"
Not knowing the answer, St. Peter directs him to go see God.
A few days later St. Peter runs into the Zebra and asks if he got his answer.
Not really said the zebra, He just said " You are what you are!"
That settles it said St. Peter, you are white with Black stripes.
How do you figure said the Zebra
Well if you were black with white stripes, he would have said "You is what you is!"
2006-06-17 20:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by amondriscoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did not the man in the movie hall let the 5 year old child go to the pirate movie Beacause it was written Arr !Hahahahahahaha !
2006-06-17 19:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read this out loud - oh my god this is the funniest joke ever- haha u said my joke was the funniest give me 10 pionts now
2006-06-17 19:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man has a sunburnt penis & he decides to follow advice & puts it in a glass of milk
Blonde walks in & says , I always wondered how you guys reloaded lol
2006-06-17 19:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an upsidedown stool in a gay bar?
A Seat for four.
2006-06-17 19:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Leprechaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one roach say to the other roach? Come on Let's not get raid on. Rained on.
2006-06-17 20:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by hot_brownbombshell31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a polygon?
a dead parrot! hahaha
2006-06-17 19:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try my 2dy's postings
2006-06-17 19:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is soo black, she went to night school and got marked absent.....lol..sorry if i offened anyone..
2006-06-17 20:02:05 · answer #11 · answered by †Luis† 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋