To the chubbalubs or chubbalubs-to-be--Who has noticed they gain weight as they get older?

Answer 1

Can you be any more rude? People tend to gain weight as they get older, because they don't have the time to exercise properly, or eat a balanced diet as often while working, doing house work, and raising rude, obnoxious, selfish kids like you!

Answer 2

I have a theory about the weight gain I've had over the years, during the last thirty or so years, the earth has slowed it's rotation. This has caused an increase in gravity making one seem to gain the pounds. This has to be true because I know I couldn't be getting fat, I look just the same as I did the day I graduated high school. Heh heh.