I heard this years ago.
A little bird was supposed to go south for the winter, but he didn't want to listen to his friends and family. Winter came, and it was so cold that his feathers were starting to freeze. In the distance, he sees a barn. Flies towards it and as soon as he got inside, his frozen body fell into a cowpie. This was disgusting, yes. BUT it felt all nice and warm. Shortly after, a cat picked up the little bird, cleaned it off with its paw, and swallows it.
MORAL:
Anyone that gets you into deep s*** isn't always your enemy, and anyone that gets you out of deep s*** isn't always your friend.
2006-06-17 19:02:25 · 12 answers · asked by M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ew!! HAHA That is a really good one, I have to pass it on!
2006-06-22 13:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ANOTHER MORAL of the same story :if you don't listen and follow up wise suggestions you can fall into a deep s*** and can loose your life thereafter.....
2006-06-17 19:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Coral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually guffawing out loud!! we would do nicely to undergo in suggestions this one. Sorry i'm so late answering the day earlier to this and in the present day- and that i did flow dig around on your inquiries to locate the jokes! thank you!
2016-10-31 01:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is Gold
2006-06-17 19:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true, I would have never guessed the moral though...
2006-06-17 21:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have never have guessed this moral. WOW
2006-06-17 19:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...
2006-06-17 19:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by j_nelle_03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confuscious say "You R wise man, you understand ****"
2006-06-17 19:35:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah... old is gold of course
2006-06-17 21:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by alenvijay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very wise with the S*** you are...
2006-06-17 19:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by Leprechaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋