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I am in the midst of a spiritual crisis over this. It is worse then the crisis I had when Katie Holmes became a Scientologist.
It hurts because I love him and he loves me. Christ not Barney.

2006-06-17 18:40:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Whatever greases your scuttlebutt. Barney's a hippo, right?

2006-06-17 18:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Spud 3 · 0 0

No it's not. Just think of it as someone's imagination brought to life in the form of children's program.
In anycayse there's lots of christian scientists who believe in dinosaurs and Christ. Just because it's not mentioned in the bible doesn't mean it didn'
t exist. Am pretty sure there is no mention of tasmanian devils but hey that exist.
P.S Katie Holmes was never a christian anyways, she lived in with that chris klein. It is people like her that gives christians a bad name. saying one thing, doing other!

2006-06-18 01:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anyone that watches barney thats over 6 has problems if you ask me. but hey....its 2 in the morning what do i know.

2006-06-18 01:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by junkietrunk2 2 · 0 0

Katie Holmes became a Scientologist? Oh my. Well, think of it this way: God created man, and then Man created the big purple dinosaur. If God created everything, then wouldn't that include big purple dinosaurs too?

2006-06-18 01:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0 0

Does Barney promote evolution? The Bible says that umans lived alongside 'dragons' (dinosaurs)

2006-06-18 01:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pumpkin Cultists 2 · 0 0

I whant you to know that every one has his or her own problem, but always remember that some peoples case is worst than your own, in all situation we need to appreciate the fact that there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. God in his infinte mercy have a way of creating ways where there seems to be no way. Be optimistic that it is weell, cultivate the spirit of positve thinking.

2006-06-18 01:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by taiwohbee 1 · 0 0

I shall beat my children if they ever watch Barney.

2006-06-18 02:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Olalalala 3 · 0 0

If its wrong to watch Barney, let me know.
I watch Barney too.
You made me laugh loud.

2006-06-18 01:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by mamaca917 1 · 0 0

Oh Katie Holmes... why???? Oh why???? She is not much of an actress... but she got a cute face! Why did cruise had to brainwash her? Oh! Lame Saint!

2006-06-18 01:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

If u feel like u need to do it to barney's bum then go ahead.

2006-06-18 01:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by DiGGiTaLL wit a Mossberg 2 · 0 0

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