who thinks this is funny? there is meant to be ten but only 5 fit - sorry -and tell me a joke?

Question

10 Things That Piss Me Off:

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line
who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check.
Hello...is the store name going to change,
or the date, or your signature before the
clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their
*** to search the entire room for the damn TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last
place you look." No ****!! Why the hell would
you keep looking for it after you've already
found it??

Answer 1

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Mental?

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sunk to the
bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in to save
him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.

The medical director came to know of David's heroic act...
He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the
Mental hospital, as he considered him to be okay.

Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David!
The good news is that we are going to discharge you because
you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump
in and save another patient you must be mentally stable.

The bad news is that the patient whom you saved, Mr. John hung
himself in the bathroom, and died. David replied, Doctor he
didn't hang himself, I hung him there to dry.

Answer 2

I can answer the four questions in few sentences. These issues is like a woman who invited her lover to her matrimonial home during the on going world cup, unexpectedly the husband came back home earlier than expected. The lover boy hid inside the wardrobe, unfortunately when his country suddenly score a goal[GHANA] he rushed out from the wardrobe to celebrate only to realise that he was not in his own house.He was given the beating of his life.

Answer 3

Yeah that is funny ^_^ here's one of the things that piss MEoff
When you ask someone what they're doing and they say "something.." WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU COC K SUCKING FUC K FACE!

Answer 4

I actually got this in an email...and it was called 9 things I hate about everybody...it was hilarious...

Answer 5

LOL, try my qstn posted 2dy with some what of same content

Answer 6

yeah i like those ive even thought about number 4 myself

Answer 7

the first one was funny. i was kinda disappointed with the rest. it was still amusing tho

Answer 8

You can add details.


--- LeeeN

Answer 9

heh... its ok... entertaining at least

Answer 10

good enough!