All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terribleheadache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just a be a bu*t hole.
2006-06-17 18:36:16 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA!! LMAO!! you told me to answer this question and i rekon its funny sh!t!!! wat a crak up!! i swear we can go as gud friends coz i alwayz crak jokes and luv a laugh- ppl would refer to me as funny if they new me!!
lmao funny
2006-06-17 18:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, 2 points
2006-06-18 03:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly!
2006-06-18 02:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...
You're the man!
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 01:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the first time i've heard that, that is funnny!
2006-06-18 01:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly my point!
2006-06-18 01:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! it's flippin funny!
2006-06-18 01:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew that since i was kid.... but still find it funny
2006-06-18 01:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah. thats good.
2006-06-18 03:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... yup yup. seems like it
2006-06-18 01:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋