if a chicken crossed the road to buy some eggs... why did the cow cross the road.
2006-06-17 18:32:10 · 33 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well the only reason the chicken needed eggs was because he stole them from the cow, and the cow saw him taking the eggs and the chicken needed to her new ones. The cow crossed the road beacause she needed to make sure the chicken got her the right type of eggs.
2006-06-17 18:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well, the cow crossed the road because I told it that there were some free donuts.
2006-06-17 18:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Apple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to catch the chicken bcoz the chicken had stolen the money from the cow with which the cow wanted to buy milk
2006-06-17 20:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cow crossed the road cause Judge Trudy was trying to rape him.
2006-06-18 02:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the cow thought whoevers joke this is, is stupid so the cow thought i have 2 get away from this crazy b****. and the cow wanted some of that chicken
2006-06-17 20:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they always say.."to get to the other side of the road"
but a stupid answer huh..
"because the cow wants some eggs too"
lolz..i couldn't think of somethin' better
2006-06-17 18:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by aNgeLa_kriz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To steal the eggs from the chicken and kill the chicken so he could have eggs and chicken for dinner.
2006-06-18 01:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by bmhk7925 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the cow thought the chicken was hot and spicy!!!!
2006-06-17 20:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To take the squished chicken's wallet after it got run over by a car.
2006-06-17 19:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Olalalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the cow wanted some eggs too. (cows get hungry sometimes)
2006-06-22 15:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋