I am thinking a half dozen cigarettes a night would be more then generous.
The guy thinks I am his son, I think I am being more then fair, I could probably talk him down to a smoke and the rest of my coffee( I got a grande and there is no way I am going to finish it.)
Am I in the right ballpark. Help me help the people.
I want to give someone a leg up and at the same time reap some spriritual rewards.
Mostly I need absolution for my liberal guilt.
If helping this "loser" out does that for me I am all for it.
2006-06-17 18:26:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep, you're right!
A ciggie a day outta do it.
But he must watch it 24/7
Therefore, when you drive it, he needs to follow!
When you park it, he sits and watches...
When he's done, make sure you give him a GOOD pat on the head for his efforts, and don't forget to also give him a treat when he's been a good boy!
2006-06-17 18:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by mary_not_cathy 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You are way off the mark. First of all if you think he is a loser then don't let him watch your car. If you want to help him don't give him a half pack of smokes. That misses the point maybe give him a hot meal or at least some food. He needs nourishment and dignity not smokes and calling him a loser and stuff.
2006-06-17 18:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Neilman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without a contract, your employer can reduce your pay as long as it doesn't violate federal, state, or local wage laws. Some municipalities have 'living wage' ordinances - companies that contract with the local government must pay their workers at least X.
2016-05-19 23:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would really give away a half a pack of cigarettes to a bum? Shame on you man lol I'd say maybe some of your coffee. Force him
2006-06-17 18:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my travels through this den of iniquity (did I spell that right} I have seen about 100 variations on this as I'm sure you may have, less extrapolated than yours...teen homeless humour..harsh..let him have the couch and some breakfast..its the least you can do for your poor old Father.
2006-06-17 18:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Spud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I did this once, and they looted my car. It was in Mexico. We had to find him and umm, recover said property.
I think, forget feeding his vices with ciggs, liquor. Give him a coffee pot, a bag of coffee, and some biscuits. Maybe a tshirt that says, I support My President.
Should be sound as a pound.
2006-06-18 04:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A buck for the entire job?
2006-06-18 03:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, are you his son? You sound like a jerk(no offense), if you wanted to really "help the people", then you would just do it. Good Luck.
2006-06-17 18:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its better to give your home to the homeless.
a homeless need a home not cigarettes.
2006-06-17 18:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be stupid by giving him cigarettes...give him food or something that will be help him to survive.
2006-06-17 19:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋