i need a good website with hilarious jokes ooor a hilarious joke!
2006-06-17 17:52:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
coolfunnyjokes.com is a good place
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
2006-06-17 18:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to google and then funny jokes. There are a few and they are kinda funny.
2016-05-19 23:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.anekdotov.net is hilarious ( unless you only speak english)
2006-06-21 11:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes.com is amazing, its the comedy central webside, its got some reall gross jokes tho.
2006-06-18 03:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by tom1122bb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These aren't really jokes but they're FUNNY! http://www.funnyjunk.com/ and http://www.stickpage.com/
2006-06-17 17:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by eldude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to funnyjunk.com and/or dailyhaha.com and they always keep me laughing and in suprise
hope it works for you but it defillently makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-17 17:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brittany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/
2006-06-17 17:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely try http://www.thejokeyard.com/
2006-06-17 18:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored.com =] or funnyjunk.com
2006-06-17 17:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by laurennn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yourfatmom.com
2006-06-17 17:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by armandoavila86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋