2006-06-17 17:47:17 · 18 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This never fails.
(turn your sound up to hear the lion roar at the beginning)
http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf
2006-06-17 17:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by thisismysixthname 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On Christmas morning, a small boy wakes up to find a shiny new bike under the tree. Excited, the little kid immediately takes the bike out for a ride.
The kid gets about 2 blocks away from his house when a cop on a horse stops him and says.."Did Santa bring you that bike for Christmas?" "Yes sir," said the little boy with a big smile on his face.
Much to the boys surprise, the cop started writing him a ticket. "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back!" The officer said with a grin.
The little kid got mad and said, "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?" Playing along, the cop said, "Why yes, he did!" The kid then suddenly points at the horse and said, "Well next year, tell him to put the dick on tha bottom! And rides off.
2006-06-18 00:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what's really funny? looking at how all these ppl trying their hardest to actually make u laugh with all their stupid and lame jokes....
one guy even had a joke relating to physics...
some are long i didn't even want to read them lol
just looking at them posting and such is making me laugh, waht about u? do i get my 10 pts? hahaha
2006-06-18 00:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ta Syhanath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join this group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes
It's fun and just check out the previous messages for some laughs!
2006-06-18 00:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pig walked into a toilet store. He said "I want to buy a toilet." So the man said "all we have is musical." So the pig bought a musical toilet. The next day he he took his toilet back complaining "the first time I sat on my toilet it sang 'Do you see what I see?!'"
2006-06-18 00:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by eldude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chinese do not like to dial the telephone (per recent survey) "cause they are afraid they will wing the wong number"
2006-06-18 00:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by yawlcome2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but leeen deserves the 10 points.
2006-06-18 03:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give you my favorite:
Two hydrogen atoms walk down the street.
#1 "I think I lost my electron"
#2 "Are you sure?"
#1 "I am positive!"
2006-06-18 00:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, you done told her twice.
2006-06-18 00:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to this website: http://media.putfile.com/Funny-talking-cat
if this website doesnt show up, then search funny talking cat videos on yahoo and click on putfile-funny talking cat.
make sure ur sound is up.
soooooooo freakin funny!!!!!! :) :) :)
2006-06-18 01:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋