2006-06-17 17:42:04 · 11 answers · asked by DmanLT21 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
1) That the ants don't give a crap and disobey your precious orders,
2) That the ants DO give a crap and snuff you instead.
2006-06-17 17:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by magic621a 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use a chemical spectrograph to isolate the specific hormonal compounds your particular colony uses as it's scent communications, ie: scent trails for navigation, scent alerts for danger, scent alerts for food, etc. Then artificially synthesize those compounds to use as a controlling mechanism. For instance, if you spray a person with the scent of the queen ant in danger, your colony will flock en masses to the chemical origin and violently destroy anything bearing the hormone. Perhaps the biggest risk to yourself and your colony is lack of food. As long as you feed your colony, the population will grow exponentially. Eventually overpopulation will put a considerable strain on your resources and available space. Also, since the life cycle of a typical drone ant is relatively short, the hormonal signals can and will change with no notice, so it is imperative to continually monitor the chemical signatures, and perhaps keep a variety of potential variation frozen in liquid nitrogen for emergency use.
2006-06-18 01:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Self-Sufficient 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, soldier, you should watch out for thier little claws, who...wait ants don't have claws. Let me start over. Look out for thier pincers, and there has been 12 consecutive accounts of evil ant minions betraying thier commanding officer. Don't give them good weapons. They might betray you, and plus, any weapon they could hold would be so small, it would be pretty much usless. I would know. I'm the overlord of evil minions, evil_minion_overlord@yahoo.com.
2006-06-18 00:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by [daniel] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Take care not to get stuck while demonstrating the obstacle
course.
-Huge hoards of liberal gnats criticizing your every move.
-Keep the ants out of the kitchen when they go on liberty....
you don't want em getting all drunked up on sugar.
-Remember to maintain discipline at all times but always
be fair and keep up morale. While being aggresive fighters
the killer ants are subject to a degree of emotional instability.
Fortunately the ant-size fragmentation grenades are not
usually fatal to something human size.
2006-06-19 05:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by RunningOnMT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... Ants have about a 1-2 second memory tops. Nor fingers to fire firearms. Good luck with your time on your hands.
2006-06-18 00:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by The All-Knowing Sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sugar, keep it out of reach.
Edit: I just started a commando Ant Eater Brigade. They carry laser guided raid cans
2006-06-18 01:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A giant magnifying glass. Watch out!!
2006-06-18 00:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jam on the counter will sloww process greatly
2006-06-18 00:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by Willy J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nano technology is easier..program the actions and off they go
2006-06-18 00:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by Stan B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food
water
training
leadership
rebellion
minion envy
2006-06-18 01:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by evrythnnxs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋