I wanna make him give me that HOLY ROD OF GOD!
He's only 23, and the thong didn't work.
Does anyone know any pick-up lines, that work on priests?
Oh, and he's not Catholic, so he's definitely into women.
2006-06-17 15:49:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hasn't anyone told you yet that old people go to bed reeeeaaaally early?
2006-06-17 15:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
It would not subject be counted who instigated it, out of each and every physique, contributors of the clergy could desire to have sufficient huge-unfold experience to now stay wakeful with underage boys. 10-15 years in the past this could desire to be seen a criminal offense, and regardless of the "fact" that the lads seduce the older guy first nevertheless makes the priest a valueless piece of ****. The nan who. mentioned it particularly is completly improper and it is a bad excuse for blatant pedophelia from a meant "holy guy".
2016-12-08 10:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........You have some silly questions. But at least they are funny. Especially with the old lady pic. I imagine a little old lady at her keyboard. Though I'd be willing to bet that you are not old at all. Is that your grandma?
Oh, I have to answer your question. If he's a priest, he's Catholic. You will not get his holy rod unless he leaves the priesthood.
2006-06-17 16:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by zenkitty27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking as a priest, good luck!!!
What I have found is that those who are themselves, and don't but on shows are more likely to attract the attention of clergy, then those who throw themselves at a priest.
One further thing...A huge donation to any church, will most definitely speak volumes to him. *Do you remember Fr. Ralph from the book The ThornBirds?"...there is a perfect example.
Bp. David
2006-06-17 16:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Bishop David F. Milne DD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a low cut dress and spread eagle in confession SSShhhhhhh don't tell anybody I told you this I tried it once and it worked! Go for it granny! Hurry Great Blessings of Rod Await!
2006-06-18 03:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by norcaliqt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do the funky chicken dance.
Pick-up lines for priests, eh?
"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"
It sucks, I am very much aware, but what else can you say?
2006-06-17 15:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seduce a priest?!?!
Where's my wooden stakes and Holy water?
2006-06-17 16:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by ten26ohoh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you, about 10 years old? is that the best you can do?
2006-06-17 15:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Iron Rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a ghood docotor and YOu cannot seduse a prest,. I it is against the riule to make plant. I liek to sex and you can kmek to me okay?
2006-06-17 15:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa F,. Goli 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you've been a bad girl and need the devil spanked out of you.
2006-06-17 16:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by missgoddessrachel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a SICK Little old lady !
Did your husband die or did you just get out of jail for child molestation?
SHEESH !
2006-06-17 15:55:14 · answer #11 · answered by StarGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋