2006-06-17 15:03:12 · 25 answers · asked by Demopublican 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"...all of which is natural?"
That's funny. Anyone who would be offended by your question probably does NOT believe things like that are natural.
I once lived in a country where most of the homes had religious pictures on the walls. And some of them had a black Jesus. I don't know if Jesus was black but looking at photos of people from the Middle East it is pretty obvious that he wasn't a blonde with blue eyes as he is commonly portrayed in our culture.
I don't know which is dumber. To believe in a sexless and poopless Jesus or an Allah with 72 virgins. I don't think any one religion has a monopoly on ignorance.
2006-06-17 15:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes,Jesus did pleasure himself,by helping the poor,needy,sick to try and make their lives better for them,which is why we are all here. It's to bad it doesn't work out that way enough. Just about the time he would have been old enough for a wet dream or two,he was at a temple talking to and teaching the rich pharisies his thoughts. I doubt he had much else on his mind. I don't think he spilled "his" seed anywhere that would have been like takeing a baby and smashing it on the ground,they needed children to grow and do work,grow food etc. Awhile back they found an ancient scroll,probably one of the ones the priests who put the Bible together threw out. It said,talking of Jesus "HE leaned over and kissed "HER" on the-----? alittle piece missing right there,so we don't know where he kissed her. By the time he asked the twelve men to follow him,he probably had a good idea of what the plan was,if not all of it. If he was Homosexual he might have brought his friend with him or only asked one to follow him,maybe two. It's not like they were driving a Hummer,they were walking,I'm sure the men that were married got back to make the garden bigger every now and then. we will never know for what reasons he picked those men,the world would be running alot smoother if they still ran the show. Oh yes you wondered how old Jesus was when he had his first erection,probably the same age as you did,infants and small babies have erections quite often. So why don't you put whatever is in your hands away,and go out and find an elderly person or sick neighbor to talk to and listen to,you can learn alot of important things from them that might help you in your life. Good luck.
2016-03-15 08:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because he was a man.
He wasn't a God nor a son of a God.
He was a messenger, a prophet. He was human. How demeaning it would be to have a God come in the form of a human (which is what the Christians believe). This is a god, yet he is capable of humanistic sexual urges, erections, wet dreams, etc.? I think this is proof alone that Jesus was indeed a great man, not a God.
There is no God but God. He has no partners, no sons, no fathers, no mothers, no brothers, etc. He is one.
People on here say Jesus was perfect so he couldn't have lust. If he was so perfec, why couldn't he protect himself from those who put him on the stake? Some perfection. This is because he was a man. Only God is perfect. God sent Jesus as a messenger, just like he sent Moses, Noah, Abrahman, John the Baptist, and Muhammad.
2006-06-17 16:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't a god. He was the son of God. At least in folklore.
So, he did the same thing the rest of us did. Why ever would it be necessary to ask if Jesus took a royal dump?
Of course he did. It was plainly stated that he was "man".
Look...I'm no Bible-thumper. I don't subscribe to religion because even though I was raised Catholic, I question. Bad thing for the hierarchy of the church.
So before I fend off flamers who are fanatical republican dips who put that fool into the White House, know that Jesus probably got laid too. He was 34 or so. Human. If he didn't he surely popped a woodie.
Its normal. Despite the far right believing this is blasphemous its no doubt logical fact.
'Nuff said!
2006-06-17 15:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people dont get Erections/Wet dreams out of nowhere. Jesus never did, he was more than a human, he was perfect.
2006-06-17 15:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOu, of course are operating off of the cultural characatures of Christianity found in various entertainment sources. God created sex to be enjoyed to its fullest and pretty much for its own sake. You can do it in lots of different ways, but if you really want the truest fulfillment from it, read the owners manual. All the rules about heterosexuality, monogomy, waiting till your married, etc. may defy human convention at this time, but DO in the long run result in much more powerful enjoyment of sex.
2006-06-17 19:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by spencer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he was a normal man and would experience all the feelings, reactions etc. like others, only that he won't do any of such things in an unjust way because he was God's chosen person.
2006-06-17 15:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus lived as a man, he was a carpenter. I believe his body functioned like other men. Once he was baptized his concerns were of a higher level. We had him for such a short period of time but he did as he said. He died and arouse. He is with us now and wants to be there for all believers. Don't concern yourself on the simple but focus on the bigger picture.
2006-06-17 15:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by just me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus didn't lust after flesh because thats a sin and He is perfect.
2006-06-17 15:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by bballsistaKT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, he was a human (or in human form, w/e you prefer). Jesus was just a poor Jew who sparked a great movement. His body worked just like a normal human.
2006-06-17 15:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sunnydays 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋