2006-06-17 14:50:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Being dorky is not wrong, you just need to find someone as dork as you...
Scratch your butt, take a shower
Buy some brush-ups and drink less dairy (they actually increase bad breath)
Look at yourself in the mirror and find the things you like the most and the ones you like the least: try to improve the ones you like the least, try to make stand out the ones you like better.
'Luck
2006-06-17 14:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You hang around with the fruits too much. Butt itch from to much knob shoved in it. Breath shitty from sucking dinks. Get away from them and get cleaned up.
2006-06-17 14:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, when you scratch your butt do not lick your fingers. This will cure your bad breath. Do not scratch your butt in public and do not ask silly questions and no one will know you're a dork. At least not at first.
2006-06-17 14:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Rick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor thing, you must be sitting back laughing your itchy butt off right now as you read everyones responses to your sick little question.. you really do know the answer, right?
2006-06-17 14:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you put this question up for your dog? get it some flea powder and a denta bone, and take your glasses off it.
If it is really for you get some worming paste and a toothbrush and a makeover.
2006-06-17 14:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sister Sandy (RN) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower,brush your teeth,and hope that you aren't as dorky as you think you are.
2006-06-17 14:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a wipe for your *** and brush your teeth oh ya and get a life!! But that was a good one so you get 100pnts. LOL
2006-06-17 14:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by amulz1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wear some really crappy clothes, you may already the a christian without knowing it!!!
2006-06-17 14:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by redocean112 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some self-esteem, calamine lotion, and breath mints, and you'll be all set.
2006-06-17 14:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Admitting it is the first step.
2006-06-17 14:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by jamlit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋