Mine is Jesus! All this talk about religion, Big Bang theory, evolution, creation, God this & God that, putting Him down, not giving Him credit for creating something worthy, saying He lets the good and the young die, putting down the Bible and all that it stands for, and...the list goes on and on. This all happens when a question involving God or creation pops up on Yahoo! Answers, in one way or another. You're entitled to your belief. The satanist, once he or she gets to Hell, will send a question to Yahoo! Answers such as, "Can anyone help me get out of here, its hot here!" Remember, God will have the last and final word.
2006-06-17 14:37:39 · 21 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are good and evil forces in this world, no one can doubt that. Some people just don't get it. They don't want to answer this question honestly, they'd rather argue the point. Who knows, God may be watching to see what they wrote as an answer this and any other question about Him, the Bible and religion.
2006-06-17 16:59:50 · update #1
JESUS CHRIST
2006-06-17 14:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by PinkHot 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is mine also. You know a lot of people get on here and say a lot of things against God that I would be afraid to even think. I realize some are just trying to get a reaction from others, but still, it is a very brave joke to play. I really feel sorry for the ones that truly believe that God does not exist. I don't understand them.
And your right, God will have the last and final word...
2006-06-17 22:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by BlueAngel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accepting the 'big bang' theory does not make one a satanist. Accepting evolution does not make one a satanist either (plenty of Christians accept evolution as a fact). Nor does challenging religious belief make one a satanist (indeed, religious belief is a prerequisite for being a satanist). No, the answer to your question, for me, is "None of the above" i.e. I am not religious so I don't believe in or worship Jesus, Satan, gods, goddesses, demons, angels, heaven, hell or any of the other supernatural nonsense.
2006-06-17 21:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no "master" or "savior". What's so gutsy about being honest about that? I didn't realize there were computers in hell?? LOL You would think that if there was a hell, folks would already be posting on Yahoo answers. I live my life without the need for some unseen entity telling me right from wrong. I am a moral and ethical person because it's the right thing to do, not because I'm afraid of eternal damnation.
2006-06-17 21:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is master. He controls this earth, and does so with fairness and justice. Everybody always blames God for things that go wrong, with statements like, "How could God let this happen?" Well, when's the last time anybody blamed Satan? Never! Because Satan totally rocks.
2006-06-17 21:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by skinhead_4_life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myself, and my teachers in life, which could be parent, teachers, mentors and managers. Basically, other people who have been there and have done that, and are nice enough to share their experiences with you. That's what life is all about. This question to me is stupid because it assumes that Earth is the only planet in the universe. Earth is only one of millions. That's a pretty crazy thought, but universes have come and gone before the Earth even existed, and people of those planets had to figure a way to escape. no doubt in my mind that we are descendents of those people.
2006-06-17 21:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Just God. No Trinity. Jesus was a Prophet. Just a man with a message.
2006-06-17 21:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus! I dont believe in Satan as a seperate entity, rather as the sins of man.
2006-06-17 21:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by gloriar59 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness? (Rom 6:16)
Who ever you obey is your master. Those who think that there more options have been blinded by Satan. He is a liar and will lead you to believe anything but the truth.
A question for those who serve Satan; why did he have to steal this planet? can't he make his own?
As for me, I chose to serve the creator of the universe, the God of Heaven.
2006-06-17 21:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Marty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a big world, kid. Why just the two choices? You're making the assumption that the entire world is Christian, and it's simply not that way. I can honestly say "neither".
2006-06-17 21:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My deities are the Goddess and the Horned One. The christian deity exists - he is one of many - but I do not worship him. I believe Jesus to be his prophet and Satan.. well I don't even believe that Satan exists.
2006-06-17 22:20:26 · answer #11 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋