* Hillbilly Honeymooners *?

Question

Hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The
husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says
"Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the
top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he
gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're
supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's
a virgin."

"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good
enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

Answer 1

~That was old and stale when my grandfather was a kid. And yes, if the father gets divorced, his ex will still be his daughter.

Answer 2

That is a pretty good Hillbilly joke!

As long as Hillbillies are being discussed, I have one for you.


High Tech Bodies

Three women, one Greman, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly.
When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech.
Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

Answer 3

Here's one for ya...
Redneck Hitchiker

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."

Answer 4

Funny

Answer 5

Very Funny Hillbilly joke! Thank you for the laugh!

Answer 6

have you heard this one...?

Pappy Yokum was getting tired of going out behind the barn and finding Li'l Abner choking the chicken. He said (when he got done cussing his boy out) he said, "Son, it's time you got married up with Daisy Mae."

So they had a wedding and Li'l Abner and Daisy Mae went off to have a home of their own. Then one day Pappy decided to visit his son and daughter-in-law. He went to their shack, but couldn't find Li'l Abner anywhere. Finally, he found the boy out behind the woodshed-- flogging the log.

He said, (after he got done cussing his boy out) he said, "Son, why are you still doin' this? isn't that why you married up with Daisy Mae...?"

Li'l Abner looked up at his dad with a pleading look in his eyes and said, But Paw, her poor li'l old arm gits so tired...!"

Answer 7

They were hilarious I had to wait a moment while I got back up of the floor after falling from my chair laughing lmao

Answer 8

Oh girl that rocks, that sounds like every hillbilly type I've heard of.

Answer 9

Ithimk that it is not only hillarious, but also as to some of the people that I have met in my travels, true. GReat joke hunny.

I love you!

Answer 10

Yeah, that was a good one. So was the first answer.