What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

Answer 1

OOO and you don't know ?! :o) It's about making a fool of your self and having as much fun doing it as possible! The Hokey Pokey is MY life ;o)

Answer 2

Believe it or not, that is what it's really all about.Think about it like this. The words hokey pokey, are they not very similar to a rather familiar phrase hocus pocus? That's because they are derived from them.
Webster's defines:

hokey- phony
pokey or poke- to stir up by prodding
hocus pocus- sleight of hand
sleight of hand- a trick requiring skillful manual manipulation

Satan has been called skillful in the bible and the father of lies, which is just another way to say manipulative. In the world that we live in Satan has been skillfully manipulating people with phony ideologies stirring up the creation to question the creator.

So literally, yes the spell of the lie that the world is under is the hokey pokey, and that's what it's all about. But through Jesus, the spell can be broken, and your mind can be freed to know the truth. God Bless.

Answer 3

Thats funny....

My first religious crisis was in kintergarden or first grade when we were doing the hokey pokey in school... dancing was against our religion. I told the teacher I couldn't do the hokey pokey. She asked me why. I told her it was against our religion to dance.

She tried to convince me that the hokey pokey wasn't dancing.
I told her that the music was playing and people were moving around to the music and that looked a lot like dancing to me, so I couldn't do it. She sent me to the principal's office.

So funny that you would pick the hokey pokey!
I'm still laughing.

Answer 4

What is Hokey Pokey? This question does not compute.

Answer 5

The Way Is Forever, but the Realizaion Is Absolute



The Way is Sacrifice of self.

The Realization is that no objects exits.

The Way is self-transcending Love-Communion with the Living and Divine Reality.

The Realization is the Radiant Transcendental Consciousness, in which there are not objects, no differentiated conditions.

As long as the conventions of experience persist, there must be the Way and the Realization, both.

Those who seem to practice the Way, full of self-denial, meditation, and good acts, but who do not Realize the Radiant Transcendental Consciousness in every moment, have only emptied themselves.

Those who constantly speak of the Radiant Transcendental Consciousness, indulging their minds in concepts of emptiness, transparency, and pure space, but who do not practice the Way of self-transcending Love-Communion in every moment, are only full of themselves.

In every moment, there must be the Way and the Realization, simultaneous, actual, and true, as long as the conventions of experience persist.

Then there is only Radiant Fullness, or Love, without dilemma, without self, and without inherent circumstance, even in every moment of the Mystery of all relations.

I am the Consciousness behind attention, the Self from which mind arises.

I am the Radiant Life that pervades the world, the energy of which every object is the modification.

Love Me with open eyes. Turn to Me beyond all experience and every thought. Let Me live you. Dissolve in My Current of Bliss.

Answer 6

You put your bible in,
you take your bible out,
You do the hokey pokey,
and you preach what its about

thats what its all about.

Answer 7

It would explain quantum mechanics better and be a lot easier

Answer 8

I think your onto something here! I like Bill B's answer though.

Answer 9

Then the world would be a very different place. O__O

Answer 10

Ha Ha All these years wasted. I wish I could have met you in my infancy. It doesn't matter now. I've seen the light. Thanks man