are condoms safer then shopping bags when haveing sex?

Answer 1

what the heck why would you use a shopping bag ues condoms are safer

Answer 2

It is a well known fact that shopping bags are safer than condoms, that is why there are holes in shopping bags to prevent suffocation. The reason why you get a free shopping bag is to encourage you to use save sex, and also it is an excellent idea to recycle and protect the environment. Comdoms are made from rubber so as to irritate the penis, of course shopping bags are made from plastic to enhance the sexual experience. There are numerous sizes for shopping bags too, simply because not all men have the same size penis, so shopping bags are compatible for all penis size. There are even paper shopping bags, a lot safer and stronger than traditional plastic shopping bags, highly recommended for their durability and strong. Shopping bags are available in different colours too, just in case you want to spice up your sex life and be a bit kinky. You can reuse the shopping bag again and again, yet another amazing advantage. You can also use the shopping bag to advertise or show off to your partner the fact that you shop in certain shops and that you have good taste in shopping. I hope this true information helps and reassures you, by the way on a more serious note, you made a spelling mistake in the word haveing, it should be having!

Answer 3

I question whether condoms are safe at all. A few years ago, a $10,000 reward was offered to the top executive of ANY condom brand who would make love to a known medically tested HIV carrier, using one of their condoms-- RANDOMLY SELECTED-- from a store, not specially tested and provided by the company.

If they don't have that much confidence in their test methods and the safety and reliability of their product, why should we...? For so long now, we have been sold a bill of goods. Who can ever prove that the condom failed because it was weak or leaked when it was made...? They'd just argue in court that it was used improperly, of the conditions weren't right, or something, and embarrass the heck out of the poor sufferer, and nobody would ever dare try to sue them again. Just like the tobacco companies.

Face it, condoms are just like cigarettes. They don't work as advertised, they let us get diseases, and we can't prove it. And the condom manufacturers are NOT going to change.

I don't know, shopping bags might be safer than condoms, but why take risks? Instead, why not just get tested, marry someone who can be trusted, use the pill and not have to worry about disease, ever again?

Answer 4

I like the shopping bag on my man. The colors are so pretty and I love the crinkling noises. He holds both sides of the bag and I think he looks like a cowboy. Condoms are boring.

Answer 5

people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.that's what my teachers taught me.this is a message for tonights teacher.condom is spelt with an n and we need to have safe sex not save sex!
incidentally shopping bags are a great idea.especially those pretty bags for life that all the supermarkets sell.how cheap would that be?

Answer 6

Ever tried flushing a shopping bag down the loo

Answer 7

yes, shopping bags will fall off and duct tape will get tangled in the pubic hair and hurt. Saran wrapworks well but use olive oil and not Vaseline. Ziplock bags are terrible unless you cut the zipper off but the duct tape problem is still painfull.

Answer 8

Shopping bags have holes in the bottom, and are made from cheaper material, they are completley useless for sex.

Condoms due the job they were designed to do.

Answer 9

Why do you want to have sex in a shopping bag?

Oh well, whatever turns you on.

Answer 10

LOL - I'm not an expert but I think condoms might just be that little bit safer.