On what day of the week should I commit suicide?

Question

I'm thinking Thursday. I've never quite gotten the hang of Thursdays. Oh, and any perfered method from experience? or perhaps any reasons to back out?

kittycatrok23 was nice enough to point out that it is illegal to commit suicide. I wouldn't want to break the law, so I guess we are only talking in hypotheticals now :-/

Answer 1

A Wednesday I'd say, as it's not too close to the weekend to ruin it for anyone that may be upset by you killing yourself.
If you want a release from the mental pain that you may be in then I suggest that you use a clean sharp knife and cut yourself to bits. The physical pain will be a relief.

I do not think that anyone on here can give you an answer based on personal experience, as that's just not possible, because if they did do it right then they wouldn't be on here!

Reasons to back out? Only you can know these reasons. Fear is usually the biggest one, and that's ok. Not many of us are strong enough to take our own lives, and so we must learn to be stronger by actually really living our lives. And do all the very different things that we always wanted to.

Good luck either way, it's your life, only you can choose what to do with it.

Answer 2

Avoid doing it on a Thursday. If that's your off day, you might attempt it and accidentally live. I personally recommend Monday. Since it's already known as the worst day of the week, when the people who love you receive the terrible news that you fulfilled your destiny as a pathetic jackass, it would be a little easier to take.

Incidentally, fulfilling your destiny as a pathetic jackass is also the best reason to back out. There are literally an infinite number of ways to enjoy being alive, and you can't find one of them? How blind are you?

Sure, maybe you have a good excuse. Maybe you live under a set of rules that constrict or aggravate you, or you had/have some horribly heart-breaking or otherwise painful experience to endure. Maybe you just can't accept that the past is gone, now is all you have, and the future is completely unwritten. Maybe you can't accept the responsibility of choosing your own destiny.

Anyone contemplating suicide should consider finding a therapist immediately. You may not believe that anyone can help you, but an expert who understands you can help find other solutions to your problems that are much more productive. I have considered suicide myself, but luckily had the sense to get help as a last-ditch effort, and I'm glad I did. It does get better. Things change; not always for the better, sure, but it's worth holding out for the ones that are.

Answer 3

Yes, I have a reason. Suicide is giving up your part in the world. It is damaging to all others around you because you will deprive us of the good effort your life can bring. I think you have much to offer even if you can't see it. You are in a rough patch of life, but it will pass. And there is support for you. Go see a doctor or someone else you trust and can just talk to. Let it all out into the open.

Why do you feel this way? Why don't you want to go on? What is hard and challenging right now? and so on.

You will be fine if you don't do it. These things pass. And you will be able to find joy in life again.

Answer 4

I would think Saturday or Sunday, They are the most depressing, long and lonely days of the week but then maybe it depends what day you were born, you might want a sense of full circle completion, I'd say the most blindingly obvious reason to back out would be consideration of what committing suicide actually means. As long as you are alive there are options. It doesn't seem like there is a beyond whatever you are feeling but as long as your alive there is a possibility of getting past it, of something turning everything around. Once you are dead you have to confront whatever comes after that. You can't just assume it is blissful oblivion but whatever it is you won't have any control over it. The one act of perceived control you have taken will steal all your control, you could just end up in a worse position.

Answer 5

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary condition. It too will pass.

It is a choice the individual makes, not a choice their loved ones would make for them.

The truth behind suicide: "I just want the pain to stop, I don't want to end my life but I can't see anyway out of this grinding, soul bending pain."

The question is not what day you should commit suicide but ask, "How can I get the pain to stop and my life to move forward?

If you choose to end your life on this earth, leave a note to explain to loved ones the reason you chose to abandon life. They need to know.

As a dear friend once said, "I would never do suicide. I'm sticking around and getting even with all the bastards!" I liked that attitude.

As for a reason to back out, there are millions. But here is one I favor; you can't know great happiness without knowing keep sorrow. You can't know greater love, without having a broken heart. It is the way of life on earth.

For every hurt or pain, it teaches the greatness of life. When you return to the Spirit world, and find out you were here to practise Spirituality, but instead you chose to quit, eeegads, you will be so ashamed and embarrassed.

So, stick around and love lifes ups and downs. We are here for such a short time that better things await for those who struggle.

Adversity builds character and boy, have I known some characters!

Answer 6

Suicide is selfish, consider those around you. I teach high school and in the last 5 years three students have killed themselves. I think about them all the time, i think about where there lives would be now, what good they could have done in the world, perhaps they were the ones to invent a cure for something or to bring peace to this earth, or perhaps they could have made someone smile. Suicide is selfish, there is so much help out there if you are confused. Just ask for it

Answer 7

Live your life full of love, great food, great lovemaking, beautiful walks in nature and maybe a nice Harley Davidson or even a Vespa. Carpe Diem...seize the moment and live every day to the fullest...there is SO much beauty out there!

Committing suicide will put you into a grayish realm where you will be walking in a circle all day and all night. It will take many eternities and the sight of your loved ones in this life and in others passing you by on their own way to Valhalla. You will still be walking in this circle with others who have committed suicide as your loved ones are in a realm of unspeakable peace, beauty and love. Valhalla or Heaven or Nirvana is the sum of the total of the ultimate positive experiences YOU would like to enjoy. Only wonder exists here...nothing evil...nothing bad.

Committing suicide will put you at the very, very end of the line to reach Valhalla.

Live your life to the fullest and love your human brothers and sisters, your animal companions and our Earth Mother. The day you die and enter Valhalla, you life and the love you have given will be a tiny fraction of the love and beauty you will receive in the ever after!

Answer 8

okay Arthur Dent, so you don't get the hang of Thursdays. Neither do I .... but it's no reason to commit suicide. mmmk? I could list a million reasons not to, and a million ways to try, but I'm not going to. It's not the answer, and if you are anything like me, which you have at least one thing in common ( the whole Thursdays thing, and I bet a few others if you'd contact me) it won't work.... I've tried. And I'm still here.... so, how about going for a beer or a game of cricket?

Answer 9

It doesn't take courage to commit suicide.It's life that separate the men from the boyz,the quick from the dead,so to speak.
Suicide is so....permanent,you might want to think about other ways to solve the problem.
Here's a little thought that keeps me going on those rough days:Think of all the people who have lived and died on this earth since the beginning.Now,of all those billions and billions of people who have died,how many would be willing to die again just for the chance to live one of your worse days?Use the hand you got.It may not be the best hand but at lease you're still in the game
(I'm all most sure the woman who said hang in there didn't mean it literally!}.

Answer 10

Any day you choose is going to hurt someone, and change their life forever. My father drank ant poison when I was six. I'm 47 now, and still having problems understanding why. My older brother has been a alcoholic the past 40 years, my sister has nerve problems. It effects so many. Nothing can be bad enough to do this. Things will get better, Just be patient!