2006-06-17 11:37:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blow me.
2006-06-17 11:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his beautiful young bride are golfing on their honeymoon when the young woman hits her ball way off course and it crashes through the window of a very large home that's next to the golf course.
"Great!" says the husband "Now we have to go over there and apologize."
So they do. When they get to the door of the home, a voice from inside beckons them in. As the husband walks through the door he's horrified to see that his bride's golf ball had not only broken this man's window, but had also destroyed what looked like an extremely expensive antique glass urn. So, he begins to apologize profusely when the man stops him.....
"There's no need to apologize, I'm thrilled that this has happened..."
"Really? " Says the husband.
"Why yes, you see, I am not the owner of this home, but rather a genie whom you have freed by breaking this ancient artifact. In fact for my gratitude I would like to grant you three wishes, but only if you would so kindly allow me top sleep with your wife as I have been alone for many many centuries."
The husband and wife discuss this for a moment and agree.
" We agree, and for our three wishes we would like 1. 10 milion dollars 2. To live twice as long as normal human beings, and 3. To never be sick again. "
"It is done" says the genie, whom then proceeds to take the young bride upstairs. After they have slept together the young woman asks..."So how old are you anyway?" to which the genie replies "Well, how old are you and your husband?"
"We're both 23 years old" states the woman, to which he replies
"Ha! And you still believe in genies!?"
2006-06-17 11:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I wish you'd repeat my options.
2. I wish you came by years ago.
3. I wish I had a V-8.
2006-06-17 11:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by JStrat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was cool {Popular}
He grants your wish by sending you to The South Pole with a t-shirt and shorts.
2006-06-17 11:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave me alone dude i'm thinking
If I say "I wish my girlfriend/boyfriend was dead" would that really happen because I don't want it to happen.
I wish my husband/wife was you
I wish my girlfriend/boyfriend was here to see this!
I wish a t.v. would just fall out of the sky
(it broke!)
hehe check ya later ♥
2006-06-17 11:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have more than 3 wishes?
or
Are you a genie?
or
I need that lamp for my oil
2006-07-01 06:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by Warrior Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish ,I was a teen again
I wish, I had someone around ,at all times.
I wish, I had all the money in the world.
♥♥Only a few thing NOT to WISH for♥♥
2006-06-25 02:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not start singing the Oscar Meyer Wiener song
2006-06-18 13:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by J31899 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish that all of your wishes would come true. One slip of the toungue and who knows what would happen. Being human, there's bound to be a skrew up.
2006-06-17 11:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a genius genie?
2006-06-17 12:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I knew what to wish for!
2006-06-28 16:04:35 · answer #11 · answered by My Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋