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Right here and right now.....I am going to commit the ultimate sin.

The HOLY GHOST IS FAT AND UGLY AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS!!!!

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

2006-06-17 11:19:58 · 25 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Spot on, old chap! Not only that, the Holy Ghost wears women's undies! :-)

2006-06-17 11:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

that is apostasy. Witnesses have a competent aversive reaction to at least some thing branded "apostate". This reaction is effectively a phobia programmed through the Watchtower Society's literature (a spread of what's wide-spread as 'conditioning'). at the same time as individuals are available in contact with absolutely everyone or assistance it truly is deemed "apostate" the decision to reject that is automatic. Even honest questions and valid arguments antagonistic to the organization will be rejected if the source is seen even remotely apostate. that is executed through the organization to guard itself (or particularly, shelter the sales it obtains from its individuals via direct donations and/or their unpaid labour). that is fairly significant that the organization keeps any precise historic assistance about itself faraway from its individuals because that is one difficulty that it of direction won't be able to easily blame away on "devil's device" (and there is yet another idea-terminating cliché).

2016-11-14 22:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I guess you dont understand what blasphemy against the Holy Sprite means. It means not to believe. So even if you call him fat and ugly you are admitting that He is real.....

2006-06-17 11:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So, what have you proved? That you are as dumb as you look? Get real, You don't know enough to be able to really blaspheme the Holy Sprit. He sees you as the little child telling their parents that the child hates them. So what do parents do, they pick the child up and hold him in their arms and tell them it will be alright. Someday you will meet the Holy Sprit and you will feel ashamed for you idiot odic rant and He will love you anyway.

2015-03-28 09:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by James 1 · 0 0

When you read that verse in its context, you see that it is amongst teachings about who is with/against Jesus. It was probably added later when the Christians were in a big fight with the Jews and trying to separate themselves from Judaism. So to speak against the Holy Spirit was to speak against Jesus, and unforgivable. Doubtful Jesus ever said it.

2006-06-17 11:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0 0

Oh, ouch! I'll bet the Holy Ghost is crying right now, darn you!

2006-06-17 11:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

donnnt




thats not blaspheming the Holy Spirit.. dying without accepting Him into your life is blaspheming the Holy Spirit.. that wasnt the ultimate sin that was just stupid

2006-06-17 11:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oooohhhweeeee. I'd sure hate to be you.
By the way that's not blasphemy...just stupidity!!!

Keep trying you'll get it right.

2006-06-17 11:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So the world to come does that mean we get reincarnation now or is there life after death???
Ok Christans new question..BTW it's your life you can do what you want to do If god didn't want us to sin he wouldn't have made it so easy.

2006-06-17 11:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by conundrum_dragon 7 · 0 0

LOL ... when I read the first part of your question, I thought you were threatening to murder someone and wanted some sort of sick sadist to join you in your fun. I'm so relieved!!

2006-06-17 11:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jeff R 2 · 0 0

Hey, a lot of people will watch you eat that. And all the tears you can shed will not wash it away.

2006-06-17 11:23:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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