as voted by 2 people as promised heres a few blond jokes i know a few more but ran out of characters to type in more
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10p a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
2006-06-17 11:04:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some people might be sensitive? Then get off the internet and stuff your face in a bible. Something called free speech... and these are blonde jokes. I hope that was a joke.
2006-06-17 16:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by beardsauce 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know so much about blondes. Tell him which type of guys blondes usually like???
2006-06-17 11:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Love Peace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have said they were all blond jokes from the beginning, some people might be sensitive about that.
2006-06-17 11:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by whatwhatwhat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said you know 100 jokes. i only see 10! ( i am not blonde)
2006-06-17 16:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know 100s of jokes?? don't you mean hundreds jeeze no intellect here and i went to the site you went to mr. i know hundreds of jokes but really i get them from a website..
proof also that these aren't original...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1...
someone posted them too in the exact same order
and here is where they got them from and all you did was take out the names
http://www.maxpages.com/dudeshome/BLONDEYS
2006-06-17 11:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to know why all of the jokes are sex-related. and the facts that they are is sick. some are funny, but still very gross.
2006-06-17 15:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by compassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r intelligent
2006-06-17 11:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a lot of jokes!!!
2006-06-17 11:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by Olive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!! rofl!! lol!! gd1 gd1!! xoxo
2006-06-17 11:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it up
2006-06-17 11:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋