They always ask at the doctor's why you are there and you say in
front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's
nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is
wrong with you in a room full of other Patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, Well read on....
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room.
As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
Seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick" he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated & said, "You shouldn't come into a
Crowded Doctor's Room & say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something & then discussed the problem further with the
Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered. The
Receptionist smiled smugly & asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "What's wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
2006-06-17 09:38:00 · 8 answers · asked by helmats 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is absolutely hilarious. Best I've heard in awhile. In fact, I was on the phone talking with my 79 year old mom while reading this and I started laughing hysterically. She asked me what was so funny, so I ready the joke to her. She couldn't stop laughing...so we hung up! Thanks for making our day!
2006-06-17 09:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by trueblond195 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke - thanks.
On the serious side however, if this happened to me I would report it to my doctor. If it happened again I would change doctors.
There is absolutely no excuse for receptionists who are rude to you in front of others or in private.
2006-06-17 16:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by LUCIBEE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 points for the old man!
2006-06-17 17:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha b i t c h y receptionist eh??? jeeze that's a nice joke can i steal it? check ya later â¥
2006-06-17 16:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great! I like it!
2006-06-17 16:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-06-17 16:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice one!
2006-06-17 16:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by burly_bence 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it... especially if its true! :)
2006-06-17 22:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋