joke for you?

Question

A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern, takes a seat at the bar next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replies.
"What a coincidence" she said.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"

Answer 1

ha ha ha ha ... lol =)
I really liked them both!!

Answer 2

Thanks! Its always fun to share jokes. Heres two for you to.
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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and
were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep.
Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic
pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump
off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian,
yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy
was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of
money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he
yells "Oh ****!"

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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can
have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride
agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has
been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He
explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in
the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But
what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf
balls, I sold them"

Answer 3

I like them both too funnie I like long jokes they build you up
as long as they are funnie in the end then there great

Answer 4

I didn't like the second one but the first one was great haha check ya later ♥

Answer 5

first ok but second one funny i will share with friends

Answer 6

First joke is funny I have not heard it before.
Thanks for sharing.

Answer 7

first ones funny

Answer 8

the first one was very funny

Answer 9

It"s not too long you are just illiterate. It was pretty good.

Answer 10

ok i don't get the question but it is funny

Answer 11

thx for shar them...they were funny