There is a blonde working on a puzzle and she can't figure it out. So she calls her boyfriend and asks him to help her. He asks what it is a puzzle of. She tells him its a tiger. A few minutes later he comes over takes a look at the puzzle and says, "Honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the cabinet."
2006-06-17 08:53:57 · 61 answers · asked by Shannon 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a very good joke. I love clean jokes, it's very rae that you hear them! Good for you, I hope you have a good day.
2006-06-17 08:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Aunt Sam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These two guy's were playing golf, one guy decides to smoke so he takes a cigarette and lights it with a Bic which is 12 inches long. The other guy runs to him and says, wow where did you get that lighter, I never seen one like it, the golfer say's well one day I was by the beach and I saw this lantern, when I rubbed it to clean it, a genie came out and said that he would grant me a wish. The golfer said can I try it, sure said his friend. I wish for a million bucks. say's the friend, the sky got dark, a million ducks fell on the golf course. I did'nt wish for a million ducks, I did'nt wish for a 12 inch Bic either said his friend
2006-06-17 09:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by fvizcarrondo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You don't set it up enough to indicate if the blonde thinks it's a jigsaw or other type of puzzle, so the visual that she's been staring at a cereal box isn't humourous.
2006-06-17 08:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Timothy W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before
How about this one:
This blond cop pulls over a blond driver. The blond cop goes to the blond and said, "May I see you driver's license?" The blond driver said, "What's a driver's license?" The blond cop said, "It's some rectangle thingy with your picture on it." The driver looked in her purse and pulled out her mirror. She looked in it and said, "I found it!" She gave it to the blond cop. When the cop looked at it, she said, "Why didn't you tell me you're in law enforcements!"
2006-06-18 11:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by joshuabigler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but exchange "puzzle" in the first sentence for "jig-saw puzzle". It makes the joke more coherant and improves the flow.
2006-06-17 08:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by bleaubyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha its amusing.
On the funny scale its like a 4.
2006-06-17 08:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that one before and I have to say that I found it to be quite funny. I am a blonde myself...and no, we don't suck unless you ask nicely. lol j/k Good joke though. :-)
2006-06-17 08:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ashli M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I have heard funnier jokes from retarded 7 year olds. And i know quite a few. I have a retarded 7 year old farm.
2006-06-17 08:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by Talamascaa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no... this blonde joke is funnier...
A blonde is in a department store and goes to the cashier. She says "Id like to buy this television." The clerk goes, "sorry we dont sell to blondes." Upset, she leaves and gets her hair dyed red. She comes back and again says "id like to buy this tv", and the clerk goes "sorry we dont sell to blondes." even more upset, she leaves, cuts her hair and dyes it black... she goes back the next day, and says to the cashier "id like to buy this television"... the clerk goes "sorry we dont sell to blondes" "ok thats it" exclaims the blonde "how did you know i was blonde my hair is cut and it is black!" the cashier replies "ma'am, thats a microwave."
2006-06-17 09:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Lorenzo Music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its funny
how about : Two blondes are shopping at Macy's. One picks up a mirror, looks at it, and says,,,"Oh my god. The person in this picture looks so familiar!" and the second blonde takes it from her, looks at it and says "Silly! It's me!"
2006-06-17 08:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by Raidered81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋