Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
1. Chest Trays
2. Heavenly Canteens
3. Pastor Baiters
4. Mounds of Shame
5. NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)
6. Pearly Weights
7. Communion Woofers
8. Pizza Pizza
9. Sweater Undulations
10. The Daughters of Lactiticus
12. Hooteronomies
13. First and Second Mammalonians
14. Beelzeboobs
15. Pamela's Burdens
2006-06-17 08:28:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't are.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
2006-06-17 08:29:16 · update #1
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross".
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language
2006-06-17 08:30:26 · update #2
man, that was cool, good start. don't worry about the rest of the answers. But just between you & me, you seriously should take another line.
2006-06-17 08:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/4
2006-06-17 18:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 I give you a negative 20 -20
2006-06-17 08:31:45 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the boobs are boring. but, i have to admit that i think the alcohol is funny.
2006-06-17 08:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sucked.
-10 000.
2006-06-17 08:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you come up with this? LOL!
2006-06-17 08:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by uloveme192 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope this isnt your only hobby
2006-06-17 08:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dull,trite,meaningless
2006-06-17 08:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF IS THIS SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!??
2006-06-17 08:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by ann_elizabeth2010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋