THIS IS AN OLD ONE BUT THE PUNCHLINE IS GREAT
Subject: Corvette
An 85 year old man from California had always wanted a Corvette. He found the one to fulfill his dreams in Concord so went down and bought it. He got on the interstate and was driving about 60, when he thought wait a minute I'm in a Corvette. Up he went to 70, then 80 and by the time he got to Laurel he was up to 90. He sped past Laurel at a 100, on to 110 then 120 up to 130 when he noticed a highway patrolman in pursuit. He kept going up to 140, 150 and then thought a highway patrolman I had better stop.
The patrolman came up to the car and looked at him and said how old are you? 85 he replied! The patrolman said if he could have a good answer for his speed he wouldn't give him a ticket. The 85 year old replied " sir 45 years a go my wife ran away with a patrolman, and when I saw your lights I was afraid you were bringing her back!"
The cop walked away .....have a nice day sir!
Laughin'? What State? Comments?
2006-06-17 08:09:01 · 17 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laughin' ! Psychotic State ! You are a Space Cadet !
2006-06-17 08:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Monkey boy 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why the hell a Corvette?
A Porsche 911 would make the joke much better.
!!!Good joke!!!
2006-06-17 08:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I've heard it before..very funny!
2006-06-17 08:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing in Arkansas. yes, it is an old joke so old that it changed when it got to yahoo answers...
2006-06-17 08:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it my sister says it's very interesting and most importantly it has a good end.
2006-06-17 08:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by gagi4ka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-17 13:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O man thats funny!!!
2006-06-17 08:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is an old one, but it is still funny :-)
2006-06-18 00:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya, that is an old one. i hurd that one along time ago. not that long ago, but long enough. but, in the end, it was still funny.
2006-06-17 08:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by chrissnina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMOA.......
So Cal Here.......
That has got to be the funniest Cop Joke I have ever heard....
2006-06-17 08:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by JAMES E. F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋