What is the funniest thing you can tell me that your pet has done?

Question

My cat heard something rattling in the fan & he came crawling on his stomach like they do in the military & like he was sneaking in to "attack" whatever was in the fan.

Answer 1

my puppy went outside to go do her "business" and i look out the window to see if she's done and i see him running in frantic circles trying to get the poop off (hanging from her butt) it was hilarious! (gross) but hilarious!

Answer 2

My sister's cat, Boots, loved coffee so much that we had to make sure the cupboard door was completely closed, because he wold knock the coffee can out on to the counter, and pry the lid off to get to the fresh coffee grounds. He'd also look up a the telephone and meow real loud every time it would ring. We mocked him for years. Boots died several years ago at the rip old age of 13.

Answer 3

Tipsy is my female cat. she is very well named. Any time we have a tall glass with a straw in it, she will "sneak" up on the glass (now, she is huge, black and white long haired, and tends to wobble when she walks, watching her sneak is by itself hilarious), then casually sit down and lick her paw, while watching to see if we are watching her. when she feels like no-one is looking at her, she reaches out and bats the straw until she knocks the glass over. she will then sniff it, and walk away with her tail up, you know the walk, the "I own all" walk.

her nap time: she will sleep in the window sill, which is normal for cats. the thing is, she is so big, that when she falls asleep, her muscles relax, and she falls out of the window! almost every time! but she will still sleep there.

and then there is the "chasing her tail" thing, she only does it in a kitchen chair, and it is so funny to watch. there is barely space for her to turn around in, yet, she spins, attacking her tail through the chair back. she looks like she is going to fall with every step. it is so funny.

she was named "tipsy" because she was the last of her litter to learn how to walk, so the rest of them would be running around, and she would be tripping and stumbling after them.

Answer 4

I used to have a tomcat named, appropriately, "Cat" who, whenever he wanted to go outside, would climb up the kitchen door and stare out the window (never the front door); when he was out and wanted in, he would climb on the kitchen door from the outside and hang there, looking in the window and meowing until someone let him in. He would also help me unload groceries, back in the days when you actually got paper bags instead of plastic. He would knock over a bag, then start digging everything out of it. Somehow he always knew which bags had breakable stuff inside and would leave them alone. What a cat!

Answer 5

My cat likes to fly
I have a 3 level cat condo thing that he loves to climb to the top of .
Then he leaps off this thing across the room like hes a flying squirrel or something
always lands on his feet with a thud then runs back up and does it again.
What a maroon.

Answer 6

Thank you Bunnie's Mom for asking this question! I am rofl at the answers. I can just see your cat doing the crawl out of harms way :-)
My cat is Remington. After he eats, he literally sits up against the wall to clean himself, just like a man sits! It is too funny. And sometimes when he is sitting, chilling, he crosses his legs, one over the other like crossing ones arms.
Cats are funny people :-)

Answer 7

Well this isn't the funniest but, yesterday I tied a little bell ball (a little bell that is inside or a ball) to his tail her went crazy trying to get it off he slid around the kitchen and bumped into everything. He ran all through the house for like 5 mins but, it finally fell off. I gave him treats after that tough.

Answer 8

Im from Malaysia. I have two pedigree dogs.One Golden Retriever ( 7 months old ) and one Dalmatian ( 4 months old )

My female golden retriever's name is: Amber_Mae and shes such a cutey and so beautiful.One hot and humid afternoon whilst I was having a short rest in my bedroom with the aircon huming away, Amber trotted in and looked at me.She wagged her tail and it seemed she was happy to see me since everyone else at home had gone out for short while in our second car.I thought at first she came upstairs to see if I was awake since no one was around downstairs.

I wanted to hug her as usual. She then backed away and slowly went out.I was kinda disappointed to say the least!.Then after about three minutes she came back into the master bedroom wagging her tail.I thought she came back to greet me...but to my despair...she just looked down and picked up with her teeth one small chewy dog bone!!!. Then saunted out of the room. Period!!

Gee...I thought....

She only came back to collect that!

Typical of Amber_Mae! :)

Answer 9

One Cat I use to have laid on the Toaster, another one drank out of the Swimming Pool and meowed the word Milk (im not even kidding).

When I 1st told my Mom about him saying Milk she said yeah right but 4 years later both of my Parents heard it for themselves and I remember my Sister telling one of her Friends if the meow ends with K it means he want's Milk.

Answer 10

I had a very smart Black Lab that has his share of crazy quirks.. he made a game of chewing caps off of plastic soda bottles.. no matter how tight I put them on .. it was always 3 seconds or less to yank them off..
That and he would go underwater chasing rocks when I tossed them into the lake :)
Super Kwazy pup.
He loved sitting on my lap for snowmobile rides.. and could swallow a McD's burger in one gulp..
Really great woofa.

Answer 11

The day after I got my cat, she walked in on my husband while he was going to the bathroom. I don't know why she did this, but she jumped up on the rim and got peed on. She hasn't learned her lesson yet, because she still jumps up whenever my husband goes.