Other than trying to bride the TP?
2006-06-17 06:50:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Safety
If you're a woman: "Sorry Officer, I just got my period and I have to rush to the convenience store before it gets messy."
If you're a man: ""Sorry Officer, my wife just got her period and I have to rush to the convenience store before it gets messy."
2006-06-17 07:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by absinth 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
First of all show the officer some respect.Yes Sir, No Sir etc etc.. If you happen to be with your boy friend,wife, husband tell them you are sorry and you did not realize you were going that fast. We are on our honeymoon and are not familiar with these particular roads.When the officer comes back to your car he will give a warning not a ticket and will congratulate you both on you new marriage. Note: You must not have children with you and
try to act like it really is your honeymoon.
2006-06-17 10:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by John 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him with a straight face, "Officer, my car has the latest Japanese radar high-speed anti-collision electronics. It can detect and prevent an immiment collision at speeds in excess of 150 mph with 100% efficiency. Wanna go for a test ride?"
2006-06-17 07:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you were being chased by someone trying to kill you, and you are glad that the officer pulled you over, because now you are safe. You have to be a really convincing actor to pull this one off, though.
2006-06-17 07:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by zquax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try being nice....might help but sure beat a outlandish goofy story. That you can't prove anyway if he/she calls you out and then the REALLY get pissy when they find out your lyin'. Most the time your gonna get one anyway why add to the problem?....Although the messy one might work....
2006-06-17 07:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by five0runnr_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you are a Kennedy and are on the way to vote in Congress
2006-06-17 07:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by retired_afmil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the cop you just divorced your wife cause she was running around with a cop and you thought he was bringing her back.
2006-06-17 06:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by webman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure they have heard every excuse in the book. Don't think nothing would work.
2006-06-17 06:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just got an emergency call from home and you were trying to get there.
2006-06-17 06:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you thought the speedo was metric like everything else on the car.
2006-06-17 15:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the cop that you are rushing home before any accident can happen to you.
2006-06-18 19:54:18 · answer #11 · answered by H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋